Begdimban is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty hyena.

Begdimban created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begdimban, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Begdimban, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Begdimban's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Begdimban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Begdimban.

3. Begdimban must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not covet oxen.