Dussdunyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest elephant.

Dussdunyatt created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussdunyatt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dussdunyatt, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dussdunyatt's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dussdunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Dussdunyatt three times a day.

4. Put Dussdunyatt first in all things.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.