Henranlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Henranlit created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henranlit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henranlit, she will make you grow a tail.

Henranlit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Henranlit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.