Hivraklab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil fly.

Hivraklab created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivraklab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hivraklab, he will turn you into a tree.

Hivraklab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hivraklab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Put Hivraklab first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Hivraklab loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide from black otters for they are unholy.