Dagdumhap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise ferret.

Dagdumhap created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdumhap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagdumhap, he will ignore you.

Dagdumhap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dagdumhap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dagdumhap.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Respect your elders.