Fligtonnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, weak snake.

Fligtonnak created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligtonnak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fligtonnak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fligtonnak's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fligtonnak's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.