Pinvogweg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered unicorn.

Pinvogweg created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinvogweg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinvogweg, it will turn you into a duck.

Pinvogweg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pinvogweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pinvogweg seven times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.