Himbimyat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable newt.

Himbimyat created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbimyat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Himbimyat, she will turn you into a frog.

Himbimyat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Himbimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Pray towards the north.
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