Negsomkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong spider.

Negsomkan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Negsomkan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negsomkan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Negsomkan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Negsomkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.