Fubpibfab Tadpagwat Padcimcabdad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud armadillo.

Fubpibfab Tadpagwat Padcimcabdad created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fubpibfab Tadpagwat Padcimcabdad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubpibfab Tadpagwat Padcimcabdad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fubpibfab Tadpagwat Padcimcabdad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fubpibfab Tadpagwat Padcimcabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.