Wonlogsab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring hedgehog.

Wonlogsab created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Wonlogsab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wonlogsab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wonlogsab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wonlogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.