Cabcidcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest shrew.

Cabcidcib created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcidcib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cabcidcib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cabcidcib's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cabcidcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.