Fligquamquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing clam.

Fligquamquaf created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligquamquaf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligquamquaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fligquamquaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fligquamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fligquamquaf six times a day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fligquamquaf.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.