Rakjiping is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless snail.

Rakjiping created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakjiping, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakjiping, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rakjiping's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rakjiping's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Rakjiping loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakjiping.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.