Yarkimab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, loving naga.

Yarkimab created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarkimab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarkimab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yarkimab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yarkimab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about mice.