Jennegwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy ant.

Jennegwon created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jennegwon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jennegwon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jennegwon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jennegwon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.