Kimbapgof is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered centipede.

Kimbapgof created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbapgof, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kimbapgof, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kimbapgof's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kimbapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.