Mabcibsog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate walrus.

Mabcibsog created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mabcibsog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabcibsog, it will turn you into a snail.

Mabcibsog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Mabcibsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never talk about hamsters.