Jencedmat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise mink.

Jencedmat created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencedmat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jencedmat, she will laugh at you.

Jencedmat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jencedmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Never feed nuts to swans while wearing white corsets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jencedmat.

4. Worship no other gods but Jencedmat.

5. Never think about planets.