Rapcethap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fussy capybara.

Rapcethap created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapcethap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapcethap, he will turn you into a plant.

Rapcethap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rapcethap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. You must pray to Rapcethap four times a day.

5. Rapcethap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.