Dosstaffig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, passionate crane.

Dosstaffig created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Dosstaffig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dosstaffig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dosstaffig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dosstaffig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.