Libwanban is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, irritating parrot.

Libwanban created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libwanban, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Libwanban, it will not invite you to parties.

Libwanban's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Libwanban's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near tapirs.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Libwanban must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.