Hunbusgon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful gnu.

Hunbusgon created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbusgon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hunbusgon, she will think nothing of it.

Hunbusgon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hunbusgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.