Pangkopgen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic frog.

Pangkopgen created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pangkopgen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangkopgen, he will turn you into a plant.

Pangkopgen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pangkopgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pangkopgen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.