Yakzenflow is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous owl.

Yakzenflow created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakzenflow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yakzenflow, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yakzenflow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yakzenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Yakzenflow loves great tits, so they must be respected.