Pakparkven is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud salamander.

Pakparkven created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakparkven, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakparkven, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pakparkven's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pakparkven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick turtles.