Nillcissgub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective donkey.

Nillcissgub created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcissgub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nillcissgub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nillcissgub's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nillcissgub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never feed peas to moths while wearing blue corsets.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never skip in holy places.