Tipdoncun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful goose.

Tipdoncun created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipdoncun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipdoncun, she will turn you into a tree.

Tipdoncun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tipdoncun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never paint your face mauve.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.