Bagsterdot Yamsafhun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish fish.

Bagsterdot Yamsafhun created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Bagsterdot Yamsafhun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bagsterdot Yamsafhun, it will come to you in dreams.

Bagsterdot Yamsafhun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bagsterdot Yamsafhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Run away if nine cats approach from the north.

3. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not kill birds.