Larglabrull Cindunrip Kadkarbell is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise monkey.

Larglabrull Cindunrip Kadkarbell created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglabrull Cindunrip Kadkarbell, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larglabrull Cindunrip Kadkarbell, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Larglabrull Cindunrip Kadkarbell's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Larglabrull Cindunrip Kadkarbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear purple shirts.

5. Never think about galaxies.