Tencummap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever faun.

Tencummap created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tencummap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tencummap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tencummap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tencummap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.