Vagsadgem is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient jellyfish.

Vagsadgem created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagsadgem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vagsadgem, she will strike you with lightening.

Vagsadgem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vagsadgem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Vagsadgem on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.