Vennibbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient walrus.

Vennibbet created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vennibbet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vennibbet, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vennibbet's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vennibbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always help birds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention geese.