Tailcemnart is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast spider.

Tailcemnart created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcemnart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailcemnart, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tailcemnart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tailcemnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tailcemnart's name in vain.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Tailcemnart first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about moons.