Wotruttfashog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, impressive chicken.

Wotruttfashog created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotruttfashog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wotruttfashog, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wotruttfashog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wotruttfashog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.