Gunbitart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent faun.

Gunbitart created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbitart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunbitart, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gunbitart's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gunbitart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not take Gunbitart's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.