Tonpinpom is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, effective
owl.
Tonpinpom created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Tonpinpom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tonpinpom, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Tonpinpom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Tonpinpom's Holy Commandments1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not shave your neck.