Nullhapcib is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent squirrel.

Nullhapcib created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nullhapcib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullhapcib, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nullhapcib's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nullhapcib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullhapcib.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullhapcib.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.