Cidhubfuntan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty horse.

Cidhubfuntan created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhubfuntan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidhubfuntan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cidhubfuntan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cidhubfuntan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Cidhubfuntan's name in vain.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about nebulae.