Govdidduss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered owl.

Govdidduss created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Govdidduss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Govdidduss, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Govdidduss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Govdidduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.