Ruttgebab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust armadillo.

Ruttgebab created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgebab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttgebab, it will torture you forever.

Ruttgebab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ruttgebab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttgebab.

3. Hide if six hamsters approach from the west.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.