Cadbonnutnil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, idiotic swallow.

Cadbonnutnil created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbonnutnil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cadbonnutnil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cadbonnutnil's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cadbonnutnil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.