Sanhasbad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, proud ant.

Sanhasbad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhasbad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sanhasbad, it will be very unhappy.

Sanhasbad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sanhasbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Sanhasbad loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Sanhasbad.