Dadcepbagragcatbafpad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest gnu.

Dadcepbagragcatbafpad created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcepbagragcatbafpad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadcepbagragcatbafpad, he will not care at all.

Dadcepbagragcatbafpad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dadcepbagragcatbafpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.