Babgamtof is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic goblin.

Babgamtof created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babgamtof, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babgamtof, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Babgamtof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Babgamtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Never jump near horses.

4. Babgamtof loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.