Tagnadrow is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest goblin.

Tagnadrow created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagnadrow, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tagnadrow, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tagnadrow's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tagnadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Tagnadrow on top of important buildings.