Podhim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent raven.

Podhim created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podhim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Podhim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Podhim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Podhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms indigo.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.