Volabyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish lizard.

Volabyart created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Volabyart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Volabyart, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Volabyart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Volabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.