Fomyattpom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited wombat.

Fomyattpom created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Fomyattpom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomyattpom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fomyattpom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fomyattpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Fomyattpom on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.