Bonkganlag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous rat.

Bonkganlag created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkganlag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonkganlag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonkganlag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bonkganlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about gravity.